::EXCITED NO MORE::   

 

Something has been missing
From a life that's just spent pissing it away
I have been wishing
But i do not know what for.
I could ask the shooting stars,
Ambassadors and commissars,
Drunk old men in country bars
But no one knows a cure.

I pick up girls aged twenty-one
I've seen the clouds reveal the sun
My friends all love me, i am sure.
So tell me why can't I get excited no more?

The decapitation of the queen
The biggest J I've ever seen
The perfect blend of brown and green
Teeth grind to the jaw.
The smell of spring-time flowers
Summer sun with whisky sours
Silver service, golden showers
Sweating booze from every pore

I pick up girls aged twenty-one
I've seen the clouds reveal the sun
My friends all love me i am sure.
So tell me why can't I get excited no more?

 

This poor old man looks like he's out of luck
By day he takes his photos and by night he cannot get it up
The girls he photographs are whack
Her two fried eggs and wicket grass
Ensure her arse gets on the rack.
He says to himself:

Why can't I get excited no more?
Why can't I get excited no more?
It's cos I, I am already dead
There's nothing to live for when life only happens in your...

This poor young boy can never open his eyes
The billboard girls are everywhere, they're ruining his big surprise
And when she gets back to his house
His brewer's droop's so bad
It's like he's necked a pint of Famous Grouse.
He says to himself:

Why can't I get excited no more?
Why can't I get excited no more?
It's cos I, I am already dead
There's nothing to live for When live only happens in your
Yes it's all in your head.

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